Attack of the Jelly Willies

My officemate, Yvette brought me and Lisa a box each of these cute gummies yesterday.

How does it taste like? Horrible , like rubber. And I don´t mean like DUREX rubber. GOODYEAR rubber, more likely.

That afternoon, we heard Lisa, in tears barely able to shout:
¨I´ve got a willy stuck in my throaaaaaaatttttt!!!!!!!!

I am not calling the ambulance, I thought.